so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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