**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
should my penis look like a turkey
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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