You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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