I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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