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Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It was confusing and full of hummus
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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