have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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