Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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