I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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