is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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