If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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