I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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