Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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