I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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