I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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