whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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