3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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