so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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