Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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