Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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