My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dignity is for republicans.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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