Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I FOUND THE LEGS
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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