Duck Duck Cougar?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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