So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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