The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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