I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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