...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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