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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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