Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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