Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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