I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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