Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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