We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
