How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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