I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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