i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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