i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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