Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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