Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just blew my weed a kiss
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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