I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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