Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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