omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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