I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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