Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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