so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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