you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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