he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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