There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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