Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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