she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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