bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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