oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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